cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

gabriellejae:

Me everyday of my life

backpat:

wakes up with killer eyebrows

backpat:

wakes up with killer eyebrows

thefuuuucomics:

BRILLIANT

thefuuuucomics:

BRILLIANT

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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ughhh (x)

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

troyesivan:

if you lose your phone in your blankets, its gone forever. accept it

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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peoplemagazine:

 


thesexypenguin:


The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

peoplemagazine:

 

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein