colfersaurusrex:

rabioheab:

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

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neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

smellsliketimetravel:

trying to draw your own characters and they look different every time

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rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

genies:

*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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tr4ust:

fishingtboatproceeds:


Cuddly Pets; Then and NOW

who is cuter the boy or the puppy????

it’s like puberty for animals

tr4ust:

fishingtboatproceeds:

Cuddly Pets; Then and NOW

who is cuter the boy or the puppy????

it’s like puberty for animals

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

pofato:

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

it has been i think a year ever since i saw this i want to see what this adorable creature look like right now

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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