raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

frosted:

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

 

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song